Welcome to the Pain Show

Hi! Yah, you, I was saying hi to YOU.

Welcome to my blog. Getting through all the niceties and introduction, this is my first post.

Enough about that. I'm at work, but hush now, no one is supposed to know that I waste all of my time online instead of actually working. I guess that tends to happen when you're mildly addicted to pain pills and can only concentrate on one thing at a time. Adult ADD says WHAT?

I'll give a quick run through introduction of the characters you'll meet in the stories follow, so you know exactly who you're dealing with here.

Scar- that would be my fiancé. This is purely for the fact that he had back surgery last year, and has a 4 inch scar in the middle of his lower back. That, and I couldn't think of a better name for him. He isn't working right now due to his back surgery. He still collects a higher paycheck than me on disability, but he gets to sit at home playing PlayStation all day.

Busty- a co-worker, also happens to be one of my closest friends. She is mainly the inspiration for my newly found sarcastic humor. She has the purest heart of nearly all I know, not to mention some of the BIGGEST gazungas I have ever seen. Giving her breasts a good squeeze might easily be one of the favorite rituals of my day.

GameFreek- Busty's boyfriend. In my ongoing need to be kind, I refrained from labeling him "The Biggest Dork I Know". He's a great friend, and a good boyfriend to Busty. And he also let me borrow Starcraft, so his rating went up a little in my book.

PokerGirl- this would be a new friend I just met from playing poker. She and her fiancé are good friends of ours, and often come over for a glass of wine and a good chat.

PokerGuy- PokerGirl's fiancé, he's in a world of his own most times, but his strangeness often equals amusement for those around him.

These are the main characters you'll read about. I'll introduce more characters along the way.

Now it's time for me to take my Balacet to get slightly stoned and actually work on making it through the rest of the day.

Until tomorrow...